I had a dream the other night that cookie monster was the host of the oscars and i was some newbie stage tech person there. Just as cookie monster’s doing his opening speech or whatever, one of his eyeballs falls out. and he just stands there in silence, slack-jawed. like he could not recover from that or try and pretend it didn’t happen. he just awkwardly stared out at the audience, shaking slightly.
so all the tech people are like SHIT SOMEONE GET HIS EYE. so i find it and discreetly walk up to cookie monster, pop his eye back in his socket, and scamper off, hoping no one noticed me. Cookie monster slowly started his speech back up again and i think the oscars ran smoothly from that point on.